Adult 4-H: Congratulations Kellers!

That’s right! Kristen and Ryan will be having their first baby this spring! Baby Keller (or Megan Jr., as I have been calling her), is a ranch hand in training. Already, she’s moved cattle and pigs, she’s ridden the 4 wheeler and Polaris, she has cooked pig food, and she has nurtured a sick pig back to health (I mean her Mom has, but Megan Jr. was there). She is destined for agricultural greatness. It’s decided.

Since I am 31 and have never changed a diaper and refuse to hold babies until they are potty trained, this is going to be my Adult 4-H. I’m so excited to learn more about babies and pregnancy (right now I compare everything to a cow giving birth, I’m sure my friends hate me when I make those comparisons out loud). Megan Jr. and the Kellers are going to teach me so much and they don’t even know it yet! YAY!

The Kellers are going to be the best parents ever. I'm so excited and lucky to be apart of this time! Congrats guys!

The Kellers are going to be the best parents ever. I’m so excited and lucky to be apart of this time! Congrats guys!

Obviously, Megan Jr. will be needing a pony, I mean when she is born, so keep your eyes peeled for “the best pony ever” (I know they don’t exist so….) or “the best old gelding ever”. We’re getting a new ranch hand people! Rejoice!

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9 Responses to Adult 4-H: Congratulations Kellers!

  1. Anjanette

    I am married to a now retired dairy farmer, I might has well been married to a midwife!! You know more about giving birth to a baby than your dear friends. Cows and women are almost exactly alike when it comes to gestation, you will probably know when it is time to go to the hospital before she does!!

  2. Congrats!

    Definitely go with the best old gelding. You can’t put a price on those old men. Both my girls learned on an old gelding and in my old age, I find I prefer them myself.

  3. I totally rocked this guessing game!

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