Growing up, I heard a million “cowboyisms”. I wish I would have started writing them down sooner. I’ll probably add to this list as I go, and feel free to leave a comment if you have some good ones!
Slicker than two snails f*cking in a bucket of snot.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Tougher than a $2 steak.
Working him like a borrowed mule.
If all his brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow his nose.
‘sucking the hind tit’
Colder than a witch’s tit in January.
It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Happy as a pig in shit.
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Timing has a lot to do with the success of a rain dance.
“Farming is as much as my life as is breathing”. – Blake Hurst
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.
If ya don’t know a where’s you’re a goin, it’d be a good idea not to use your spurs.
Life is hard, but it’s harder when you’re stupid. – John Wayne
If you ain’t making dust you’re eating it!
There’s more to being a cowboy than just wearing the boots.
Don’t be a woman that needs a man, be the woman a man needs.
Don’t spit into the wind.
When the mule realizes that he’s being pushed, expect to be kicked.
More hat than cowboy.
Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.